We have a similar but different list in our store.

12 dollars short in the safe.
11 customers in line at each register.
10 cases short from the DC.
9 booksellers quiting.
8 underage kids looking at adult sophisticates.
7 people coughing in your face.
6 checks short in the deposit.
5 new booksellers starting orientation.
4 kiosks to schedule.
3 sensormatic alarms beeping.
2 fire marshalls inspecting.
1 DM calling for numbers.

And a partridge in a pear tree.